In life, you can't wait for things to come. That's why you just jump into the kitchen and get your own food when in a restaurant.
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I found this sequence somewhere and I just thought “It’s hilarious “
My favourite: “It rhymes with grape”
Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus lookin motherfuckers
| Captain Dickson: | Everybody comfortable? |
| Schmidt: | Yeah. |
| Captain Dickson: | Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'! |
| Captain Dickson: | You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers. |
| Schmidt: | Captain's sassy. |
| Captain Dickson: | I know what you're thinkin'. Angry, black Captain. It ain't nothin' but a stupid stereotype. Well guess what, motherfuckers? I'm black and I worked my ass off to be the Captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick! What I'm tryin' to show you is, embrace your stereotypes. Like this guy, right here. |
| Captain Dickson: | Handsome and he's probably a dummy. |
| Captain Dickson: | And then this guy. He's short and insecure, and he's probably good with money. |
| Jenko: | Well, you are good with money. |
| Schmidt: | Fuck. |
