June 2013
32 posts
Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role.
But Meryl Streep though.
- ME: "I don't wait a certain hour to eat. I eat when I'm hungry" *always hungry, eats all the time*
EVERY HORROR FILM EVER
- One: Hot chick with huge boobs, wearing a white t shirt, and no bra runs through water and breaks both ankles.
- Two: Bus breaks down in the middle of no where. People get off of bus.
- Three: "I have a good idea. Let's split up"
- Four: "Let's touch it"
- Five: "Lets go in the room where the creepy music is coming from."
- Six: "Let's talk to the strangers that have no teeth. They seem like reasonable people"
- Seven: "Even though our friend died five minutes ago, let's have sex"
- Eight: "I'm a virgin, so I won't die"
- Nine: "Lets hang out in in the graveyard on the night everyone died"
- Ten: "Let's run upstairs"
- Eleven: Creature in girls face. *Screams*
- Twelve: Phones in house go out. Forgets about cell phone in pocket the whole movie.
- Thirteen: Murderer in house. Girl takes shower.
- Fourteen: "What was that?"
- Fifteen: *Light goes out, "I can't see"
- Sixteen: "I'll go outside and check the fuse box, you stay in here by yourself"
- Seventeen: *hiding* *breathes loudly*
- Eighteen: "HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?"
- Nineteen: Hides underneath bed. Doesn't fit underneath bed.
- Twenty: *falls over nothing while being chased*
May 2013
86 posts
- me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
Lights will guide you home
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
